Mi-mi has the best husband, thank you very much.
He is the highest, sharpest, and greatest example of a man.
He loves Mi-mi so much, and he has eyes only for Mi-mi.
She bathes him, washes his clothes, and feeds him
Because he is her god.
They work so hard together
So that they can buy the most expensive,
The biggest box
Of the most famous baby formula for Little Mi-mi.
Oh, stay tuned in for more super interesting news, universe:
Mi-mi is the greatest mother in history!
How she toils all night for Little Mi-mi,
How she divides all her tasks for the baby,
How she is a worn out, overstressed, and caring mother,
Doing the work of Little Mi-mi's real mother!
Look, everyone! Here comes the perfect family,
Raising their child to fear their god!
Oh, and about their god.
They're so holy, they pray on Facebook all day.
Live on Sundays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and whenever,
Worshipping and dancing to their god.
There, he speaks the good news! There, her husband!
He's really made after the image of a god!
Everyone, let's join their church!
Everyone, let's buy from their store!
Let us live like this earth-based divinity!
How blessed us lowly sinners are because of their holiness!
Women, drop thy books, banish thy knowledge,
And worship this god like Mi-mi!
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