Last Tuesday, archaeologists
Had unearthed what appeared to be,
Among other items in lists,
A wand that we have yet to see.
It was one foot long and wooden.
A discovery so sudden.
"People always believed witches
Existed before all medieval
Times and days in caves and ditches,
But it appears there's a revival
Of the idea of magic
In the Computer Age. It's tragic."
Archaeologist Barbara Smith
Said to Reuters at the summit
Of the Millennial Mount Commit.
"We thought that civilization
Advanced in 2023,
But today's realization
Reveals recent humans using
Wands amidst modern technology.
Why did they try using magic?"
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